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Hump Day Hook

 I lost the plot a bit last week and it was Wednesday morning before I remembered that I should have done HDH. Silly me. This week I’ve done it in plenty of time and plan to be a bit more efficient about getting round to register my presence. I read all the entries last week – lots of cool stuff – but was too dopey to comment.

Anyhow! This week I’m using the usual ancient bit of fiction, for which I don’t have a proper title, but if I did it would probably have been something like “The Rake and the Bluestocking” just so people knew what they were getting. Blame Mills and Boon. I read a couple and thought “Pffft, I could do that” so I tried  – and failed because I was far more interested in breeches than bodices. And THIS week that’s what you’re getting – the hero.

We left Aubrey and Cicely hatching plot to make Mad Pat uncomfortable. This is what Pat is doing:

Just as Aubrey was seating himself at Cicely’s desk, her betrothed was groaning his way to consciousness while his valet attempted to repair the wreck of his room.

“I can’t understand it myself,” the man was saying. “I just can’t see where the attraction lies in going out and getting puking drunk three nights out of four. Mark my words, lad, you’ll end up like your cousin Kevin – screaming your nights away in a madhouse. The first time you wake me up to tell me your feet have been eaten off by funny green things out of the wall, that’s it, I’m off home to Sligo.”

“Shut up, Phelim,” muttered a hummock amongst the tangled debris of a four-poster bed. “Faith, I need a drink.”

“No you don’t,” Phelim snapped. “You need to get up and clean and dressed. A pint of coffee, a cut of beef and a canter in the Park’s what you need.”

“If you don’t shut up you’ll be needing a doctor.”

“And another thing! How can you expect any decent woman to live in this Bedlam? Half your servants speak Gaelic, the other half speak Pushtu and the cook’s Chinese. Honest to God, it’s like the Tower of Babel in the servant’s hall.”

The hummock erupted with a roar. “Phelim, do you want my boots down your throat? My God, I’ve still got them on! Couldn’t you at least have undressed me, you lazy bastard?”

“Undressed you? The state you were in nobody wanted to touch you. We paid the crossing sweeper who brought you home to carry you up the stairs – well, more drag really, he was only a little feller.”

Ah full of sweetness and light. Tune in next week to learn more about our gracious hero.

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Humpday Hook

Me again after a very long break! In fact my last HDH post was back in June.

So long ago that I think an explanation is in order. Hump Day Hook is a sort of blog hop where bits of story are posted – these can be anything from erotic romance to sci fi – and we all bop around the blogosphere reading each others work. Just click on the kissy-face graphic below to go to the list of participating authors.

 

Since the graphic for HDH is het I decided to post bits of an old Regency romance that I started to write over 25 years ago. In the story well meaning but foolish Sir Aubrey loses an IOU promising his sister’s hand in marriage to a friend, who loses it to someone else. Lady Cicely is horrified to read in the paper next morning an announcement of her engagement to Sir Patrick Fitzroy, son and heir of the Earl of Innisidhe. Now Aubrey and Cicely are squabbling about the best way to deal with the situation.

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“He’s a handsome devil, though,” Aubrey admitted, “which makes him even more eligible despite his faults. There are going to be a lot of disappointed young ladies and furious mamas reading the paper this morning.”

Cicely gaped at him. “You mean to say that he’s a – a catch! Mad Pat FitzRoy?”

“Mad Pat FitzRoy has got more money than he knows what to do with. There’s many a girl, as you well know, who would give her eyeteeth to be a Countess with a fortune not dependent upon a few hundred acres in Derbyshire. They are going to be green with envy.” Aubrey suddenly grinned. “They’ll be cutting you dead in the streets.”

Cicely also saw the funny side and began to giggle. “Are you sure,” she demanded, “that he’ll be as upset about this as I am?”

“Mad Pat? With a wife? He’ll be frantic!”

“Good.”  Cicely’s smile was not very nice. “Let’s teach him a lesson. I want you to write a letter to my betrothed, Aubrey. Let’s see if we can make the worm squirm before we let him off the hook.”
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Author’s Note: In those days, once the announcement had been made in the paper it was pretty much a done deal. A man could be sued for breach of promise if he went back on an engagement and the girl had to think hard about whether she wanted request an end to the engagement and risk being branded a flirt and a jilt. To post a retraction, stating that the announcement had been made accidentally would cause a scandal. So Cicely’s situation is rather more serious that it first appears to be.

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I suck in quite a big way. I completely forgot to sign up for any of the weekly posting thingies and I didn’t get round to post my recommendations yesterday.

So here’s a bit of everything!

First of all my recommendation for this week.

I am very keen on historicals – obviously – and also very keen on hearing bits of authentic voices of the time. I also like work with a bit of a harder edge to it than I usually find in stories aimed at the romance market.

Elliot Mackle is a writer who provides all those things with his series set in the 1960s about Captain Joe Harding, USAF, and his careful relationship with the precocious son of a senator. Captain Harding’s Six Day War and the more recent Captain Harding and His Men are both 5 star reads on the Speak Its Name website and have enjoyed a lot of critical acclaim. 

Elliott has also written another cracking series set  post WW2 in Florida about the relationship between a club owner and a cop. It explores a world of careful discretion against a backdrop of heterosexual licence and sleaze, where happiness may be achieved but only with extreme caution. I recommend It Takes Two and Only Make Believe very highly.

Here’s Elliott’s website. Check it out.

Okay – from the sublime to the ridiculous.

Snippet time!

This is in celebration of having broken through a combination of writer’s block, chaos at work and home and a HUGE tide of “well when it comes right down to it what’s the point”, something that floods from time to time, but I think is on the ebb right now.

I’ve been working on Eleventh Hour this morning.

Briers Allerdale and Miles Siward, SIS operatives, were captured by the vicious members of an anarchist cell, but managed to escape, taking Crane, another captive, with them:

Miles took off with a spin of wheels and a scatter of gravel. “Oh god,” he muttered. “These roads are appalling. Can’t get up much speed because the bends are so sharp.”

“Stupid,” Briers grumbled. He slapped his hand on the dashboard to brace himself as Miles braked and guided the car around the first bend. “Who on earth thought that was a good idea?”

“Drainage channels,” Crane said. His voice sounded stronger. “They make a criss-cross pattern and the roads run alongside them. With the sluice gates they can control the run off and reduce the risk of flooding.”

“More flooding.” Briers glanced back down the road where the headlights were shining so brightly. “Fast as we can go, Miles. Alfred, it might be best if you lay down on the back seat. These are the type of thugs who carry guns.”

“I would if I could,” Crane said, “but there’s a load of stuff in here with me.” Briers turned as far as he could and peered into the back as Crane rummaged around. He heard a metallic rattle and moonlight glinted on something in Crane’s hands.

“Ah, so that’s what it is.” Crane sounded both shocked and resigned. “Briers, can you handle a tommy gun?”

“A what?” Miles yelped.

“Keep your eyes on the road,” Briers advised. “Crane, are you sure?”

“I enjoy watching the flickers,” Crane admitted. “The magazines are pretty distinctive.”

“Oh, good man. Pass it forward.”

With the weight of the Thompson in his hands and a spare magazine clamped between his knees Briers felt more able to deal with their pursuers, but Miles was obviously rattled. He took the next bend too fast, the tyres rattling on the stones at the edge of the road before the car straightened and hurtled on into the dark countryside.

“I don’t suppose you’ve got anything else back there?” Miles asked, his voice sharp with nerves. “A small tank for instance? A Sopwith Camel. The band of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards? Because I can see their lights. They are getting closer.”

“No.” There was a tense tone in Crane’s voice. “But I think I may have a box of Mills bombs on the floor behind the driver’s seat.”

“Hand grenades!” The Austin, already careening along at an unsafe 40 mph, jerked as Miles floored the accelerator.

“No, that’s good.” Briers laid a calming hand on Miles thigh. “It explains why they aren’t shooting at us for a start. Crane, you know enough to recognise a Mills bomb in the dark. Any experience in that line?”

“Four years in the Sappers.” Briers could hear Crane shifting around. “I didn’t see much combat but  … There’s another box here but the lid is tied down.”

“I think we have enough firepower for an Austin Swallow,” Briers assured him.

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Hump Day Hook

It’s that time again – Wednesday, aka hump day – so time for another snippet of Regency lunacy.

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Aubrey looked at his sister’s angelic face and his heart sank. Slowly, and with many pauses and digressions, he related the terrible events of the previous evening. He told the story very badly, unable to describe the anguished expression on Chum’s face as he gasped “I lost it, Aubrey, I lost it!” and his own strange breathlessness as he realised who was holding the vital slip of paper so carelessly between his fingers or his horror when that soft, mocking voice said “I appear to hold a note of yours, my boy. Do you want to settle up tonight or shall I collect her in the morning?”

“I thought I would have some time to sort things out,” he told his sister, “but he has moved too fast for me. I had hoped you would never have to know.”

“Who?” Cicely demanded in rising panic. “What has he done?”

“Look,” Aubrey said simply and handed her a folded sheet of newsprint.

Holding it at arms length, Cicely could just make out her own name set in bold type. Biting her lip, she groped for her spectacles and read:

“Sir Aubrey Stanton-Rivers, Bart., of Stanton Parva, Bucks., is pleased to announce the engagement of his only sister, Lady Cicely Caroline, to Lord Patrick FitzRoy, son of the Right Honourable Lord Gerald FitzRoy, 12th Earl of Innisidhe. An early wedding is anticipated.”

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Cheeky, what?

Here are the rest of the posts : http://humpdayhook.blogspot.co.uk

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Humpday Hook

Archives are wonderful things.

Something very wrong with me in that my first thought on seeing this was “Where’s her other leg?” Fiddle with human anatomy at your peril

Back in March I was humping and hooking with an ancient piece of work that I wrote back in the 80s. It never had a title but if it did it would be called something like “The Rake and the Bluestocking” and there would be a dangerous looking man on a black stallion rearing over a shrinking blonde in white muslin on the cover. Get the picture? I couldn’t so have posted the one to the left, which I actually find deeply unsexy, which is probably why I write for the other team.

To recap: Sir Anthony Stanton-Rivers, 21 and v. v. pretty, has a grand night out with his friends. Next day his sister has a scrap with her maid over being such a bear [by which I mean she’s growly not butch and hairy, we are in M/F territory for a change] because her previous suitor, one Captain Rory MacLeod, turned out to be a fortune hunter. The last bit was here, I’ve skipped a bit that I thought was infodumpy – hey this is Regency romance, you could probably write this better yourself – now read on:

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Hump Day Hook #4

I have just realised that it’s Wednesday! And that means only one thing – Hump Day Hook!

By clicking on that link to read all the other snippets you will be excited, enthralled, entertained and maybe even a teensy bit aroused. Or you can stay here and read mine XD

My snippets come from a parody Regency Romance that I wrote when I ran out of Georgette Heyers and couldn’t find anything else approaching her good-humoured daffyness. So how far have we got? Aubrey has given Cholmondely [pronounced Chumley] his IOU and they have separated.

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Aubrey made his way a trifle unsteadily to the supper room where he sat, wolfing ham and mustard and eyeing the Olympian gods and goddesses who could still be discerned on the smoke-stained ceiling.
“I say, Charles,” he called as he spotted a friend making his way towards him, “that Venus is a bit of an armful.”
Charles glanced upwards, grimaced, and jerked a thumb towards the main salon.
“Freddy sent me,” he grunted. “Best come, Chum’s in a pickle.” Then he set off again towards the ham.
Aubrey stretched and sighed. It was wonderful to be young and rich and have a good head for claret. He would extricate Chum from his ‘pickle’, he promised himself, and then – well, the night was young, anything might happen.

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Regency meals were very meat heavy. No wonder they got gout. Have you ever had gout? Believe me, you don’t want it.

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Honestly, it’s not as though there’s a narrow window of opportunity, either. But I’ve got a decent excuse this week in that I’m full of cold and, an unrelated problem, am seeing double with my right eye. There’s something VERY unpleasant about not being able to see properly. Very unpleasant and very scary when one relies on ones eyes as a reader, writer, reviewer, artist and general admin dogsbody at work. Yuk. I hope it sorts itself out soon.

Meanwhile, if you’ve come here for a bit of fiction I don’t want you to feel let down so here’s rather more than six sentences of A Fierce Reaping.

It’s deep winter and the men of the warband are restive. A few weeks ago Gwion punched Moried in the mouth, now Moried is looking for some payback.

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SSS AFR

Cynfal was rocking in time to the music of Gwion’s harp and singing along lustily trying to drown out Aeddan’s equally loud but more random efforts. It was a short while before they realised that the music had stopped and that the singing in one part of the hall had turned into shocked shouts.
“What happened?”
Cynfal didn’t need to ask the question. It was running from lip to lip around the hall. Men were on their feet, craning their necks. As usual of their party it was Aeddan who had to know. He stood, his hand on Cynfal’s shoulder to steady himself, and stretched to see.
“Damn,” he said. “Moried’s squaring up to that harper of yours.” He was still having problems saying Gwion’s name.
Another phrase was running about the hall, hissed this time in tones of derision, shock and horror depending on the man who repeated it.
Aeddan sat down abruptly. “Why would he do that?” he asked, lips twisted with distaste.
“What?” Cynfal demanded.
“Moried cut the harpstrings. Said that since he had nothing sensible to say Gwion might as well be truely voiceless for the night. Even Hyfaidd looked a bit shocked until Gwion invited Moried outside to discuss it. Now he’s grinning and laying bets.”
Cynfal got up and craned his neck but it was hard to see over the heads and round the shoulders. From further up the hall he heard the rumble of voices, a shout of laughter, Moried’s clear voice, though he could not make out the words.
Then men stilled and silenced and Cynfal heard the King.
“This is most distressing,” he said, his calm old voice carrying clearly in the hush. “Moried – returning insult for insult is of no benefit to anyone, even though, as I heard it, Gwion merely replied to your chafing with one ill-considered if well aimed blow. To cut his strings while he was playing has caused injury as well as insult. I see no reason why you should not be allowed to settle your differences but not in the hall, if you please. There is no room. Take your fight outside. Hyfaidd, a word, please. Cynon, Ceredig – I trust you will see that there are no fatalities and that the conflict does not spread. Hear me all. This is a personal matter between Gwion and Moried. Nobody else is to get involved.”
Well fed and half full of mead, it wasn’t to be expected that the men of Gododdin would forgo the entertainment of a fight, especially if it was between two men that they generally considered to be less warriors than – truth to tell – lapdogs.
Cynfal had heard nothing but praise for Llif, and Gwion had been part of that legend – his devoted and loving sheild bearer, singing praises to his lover. Alone, Gwion was a discarded plaything. Moried, though having the reputation of a soldier, fulfilled some of the same function for Hyfaidd, only with the edge of his sharp tongue instead of the beauty of his verses.
“I wonder which,” Gwenabwy demanded as they piled out of the hall, “will burst into tears and cry for his mother first?”
“Moried hates Gwion,” someone whispered. “You watch – he’ll be aiming for his hands.”
“My money’s on the harper,” another shouted. “These half men can be vicious creatures.”
Cynfal forced his way through them trying to find a place from which he could see. Butting his shoulders into gaps he made a path for Aeddan and the rest of his bothy to follow until they reached the edge of a space and were halted by Tudfwlch who was standing with his arms spread.
“Stand,” he called. “Leave them space.”
Cynfal defeated the efforts of someone to pull him back with a well placed elbow and dug in his heels to push back against the men who were pressing forward. The crowd spilled out sideways from the doors, spreading along the side of the hall at the direction of Tudfwlch, Cynon and Ceredig. Hyfaidd and his friends stepped past them into a space of their own and a boy set down a stool for Hyfaidd before being sent to fetch mead. Cynfal was aware of this while craning his neck to try and find Gwion.
Moried stepped out arms raised as his supporters cheered and those who, like Cynfal, thought he was a shit jeered. Gwion’s reception was quieter. He took no notice of the heaving press of men around him but strode into the centre of the space that had been left for them and turned to Moried. There was blood on his face, probably the injury Marro had mentioned, most probably caused by the lash of a broken harpstring. A thin trickle ran down from his hairline and widened across the cheekbone where he had wiped at it. There was a murmur at that. At one time drawing the blood of a bard had been punishable by death and it was still ill-omened. Gwion had shed his cloak and stood looking thin and cold with the icy wind plastering his shirt to his chest. His face was white under the smear of blood, but Cynfal felt that was more from cold than fear. Obviously some kind of arrangement had been reached because Moried reached for and was passed two staves. He weighed them in his hands and made his selection, tossing the other to Gwion who fumbled the catch. Moried smirked.
As Gwion stooped to pick it up, Hyfaidd shouted “Begin!” and Moried brought the staff down with a thwack across Gwion’s shoulders, driving him to one knee. Gwion grunted, blocked the next blow with his forearm and brought his own staff up in a vicious swipe that caught Moried across the knee.
Both hurt, both scowling they moved a little apart, Gwion light on his feet, Moried limping on the left.
“No killing blows,” Ceredig bellowed. “And I for one would prefer it if there could be only minor injuries too.”
Moried nodded but Gwion didn’t acknowledge Ceredig. His eyes were fixed on Moried who began to move crabwise, circling, waiting for an opportunity.
Cynfal bit his lip. He knew what he would do to upset a harper like Gwion and sure enough after a moment, Moried rapped sharply at Gwion’s knuckles with the end of his staff. Such a blow could break fingers and if it had struck Cynfal was sure it would have. Gwion jerked his hand aside. He made a wild sweep at Moried’s legs then jerked back from a jab to his face.
“Get on with it,” Hyfaidd bellowed, annoyed at the cautious exchange of attacks.
“I don’t want it to be over too fast,” Moried replied, pitching his voice so it would carry. “I want everyone to see this. I want everyone to admire Gwion’s grace, his fine footwork, that nice tight little arse. Maybe then he’ll be able to find someone else to fill it.”
Cynfal groaned as Gwion snarled and stepped forward again, right into a cracking blow across his ribs. He gasped and Moried laughed as he stumbled back out of range.
“That’s it,” Hyfaidd said. “Now Gwion. Come on. You’ve just been called a heifer in front of the whole of the company. Are you going to fight back or just snivel about it?”
Gwion ducked his head and took a couple of paces back. For a moment Cynfal thought he was retreating, giving ground, surrendering, but he was buying space to give himself time to look to Cynon.
Cynon was glaring at Moried but when Gwion caught his eye he gave a sharp nod.
Permission, then. Cynfal took a deep breath and let out the hound yelp used by troop three. Other men took it up and Cynfal shouted Gwion’s name. Gwion’s head came up and he altered his grip on the stave.
Moried snorted and stepped forward, staff beginning a sweep. Gwion parried, the two lengths of wood coming together with a crack. The butt whistled round to thud into Moried’s knee again. Moried stumbled, using the end of the stave to steady himself, then struck back. A vicious thrust to the groin. But Gwion was already in the air, bounding high over Moried’s staff, his own lodged against the stone. Long legs extended to thud into Moried’s chest. Moried staggered back dropping his staff, and Gwion followed him down. He landed on Moried’s chest with one knee against his belly and the staff across his throat grinding down to stifle and crush.
“Yield.” His lips formed the word, but Cynfal had no doubt that Moried heard them. Purpling as he gasped for breath, he could not reply but held up both hands in surrender.

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Six Sentence Sunday

Aaaaaand it’s time for Six Sunday!!

Six Sentence Sunday where by going to this Linky link, a whole passel of different world opens u to the eager reader. Whether your thing is steampunk, sci fi, vampire, shifter, inspirational, YA or any combination of the above you’ll be able to find something to suit your taste.

I have been particularly enjoying work by Goran Zidar, Steven Montano, Sarah Ballance, CC Williams, Jess Schira and Ruth Griffin but that’s by no means the full list [so please don’t be offended if you aren’t on it.]

Hmm – this week – I dunno. My plans for writing more of A Fierce Reaping for Nanowrimo have gone, as we say locally, tits up, but I’m really missing Cynfal and the lads. Here’s another bit, taken from after the last bit, where Cynfal suggested that Gwion join them on a trip to fetch firewood:

Gwion managed his accidental meeting with Cynon’s troop with a casual air that Cynfal admired.  He wasn’t sure if it fooled Cynon but the troop leader merely waved when the horseman appeared on the edge of the wood and cantered towards them.
Llif’s horse was a bright chestnut stallion with a rim of white about one fore hoof.  The beast was splashed with mud and had a little sweat whorling the thick hair on its breast but still had the energy to dance down the slope, squealing a greeting as it came. Gwion was sitting tight, forearms rigid as he held the big horse in, snowflakes dusting his hair and the shoulders of his cloak. Dressed for work, in well-worn and serviceable clothes, which were still better than many men’s best, he looked like what he was – a gently born yet sensible lad exercising his most prized possession and taking a chance encounter with pleasure.

More next week.

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Six Sentence Sunday

Here we go again – click here to see the Six Sunday site where this week one hundred and eighty three authors have signed up to show six sentences of their published works or WIPs. Click on that link and a whole world of fiction will open up for you – eveything from gritty dystopian futures, or pasts, action adventures in strange places, and familiar ones, Love stories where girls lust for boys, boys sigh for girls, and a big hairy warrior picks a wild rose bud to tuck in the shoulder brooch of a dearly beloved shield brother.

But I’m getting a bit ahead of myself there.

My six this week is, as usual, from A Fierce Reaping. Cynfal needs armour, Gwion has some. Cynfal has very little to trade but Gwion is comely, lonely and looks like he needs a good seeing to. A solution that should solve all their problems suggests itself.

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Cynfal had been into Gwion’s home, had seen the bed he had shared with his dead lover.  As he left, he took care not to look back this time because to do so, he felt would be pushy. Or perhaps the attention might give Gwion the feeling that despite being damaged he was still worthy and that might help things along?
He couldn’t decide and, by the time he had made up his mind, Gwion was out of sight again with only the sweet drift of notes to show he was there at all.  Cynfal scowled. It was so much simpler when all one wanted was a good time – seduction as a means to an end was too much like hard work.

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My guest today in the Comfy Chair – for the second time, no less – is Charlie Cochrane, best known as the author of the “Lessons” series of murder mysteries, but also for her contemporary and historical romances and as a passionate observer of sports and the men who play them [just not football].

Welcome, Charlie. Take the weight off. Ready? Here we go.

Elin: With the Lessons series edging, in story chronology, into the third decade, can you see a time where Jonty and Orlando might take off their sleuthing specs and settle down to enjoy their professorships? Or once an investigator, always an investigator?

Charlie: I don’t think Orlando could ever let the investigational element go. It’s his equivalent of doing Sudokus or crosswords or playing Fifa 13. Jonty’s less bothered (although he likes sleuthing more than he lets on), but he likes to see Orlando happy. So I guess, like Bryant and May, they’ll just carry on… (And as long as they keep whispering ideas in my ear, I’ll write them.)

Elin: As relationships mature, partners get more alike. True or untrue?

Charlie: Um. Not sure. I’ve known Mr Cochrane since 1977 and I’m not sure we’ve grown any more alike in tastes, opinions or appearance. (Except that, at my age, I’m beginning to learn how to grow a moustache!) Maybe we just grow more tolerant of each other’s eccentricities.

And there’s no risk of Jonty and Orlando growing alike. Too like chalk and cheese, they exist in a state of mutual tolerance fostered by them still being dotty about each other, even as they grow more crumbly.

Elin: Is there one story in the Lessons canon that you would like to write but have declined to tackle?

Charlie: Do you want the honest truth? What really happened to them in WWI. I know that canon says they both survived (even if in complicated circumstances), but at that point canon deviates from what I think happened. (Does this AU nature of my own writing thoughts make any sense? It does to me, but that’s not saying much.)  Anyway, I think that the lads both died on the same day, within hours and miles of each other, probably at the Somme. Jonty would, at least, have appreciated the irony of being so near Agincourt. Far too sad to write any of that, or to have had one of the lads survive and not the other.

Elin: I think it’s as well you didn’t. I’m choking up just thinking about it. Quick change of subject – I loved your book “Tumble Turn” about swimming ace Ben Edward’s quest for love and Paralympic gold. Have you ever written about disabilities in an historical setting?

Charlie: I’ve been racking my brains and I don’t think I have. One of my minor characters, Rex, in the Cambridge series lost his lower leg in a riding accident and wears an artificial one. I also have people who’ve been injured in WWI but I think that’s as close as I get. Maybe I should rectify that!

Elin: Have you got any recommendations for us bookwise? What are you reading at the moment? Works of reference? Funtime reads?

Charlie: I’m about to tackle “Mr Brigg’s Hat”, which is an account of Britain’s first railway murder. Will let you know what I think of it when I’m done. My reading is always eclectic, so recently I’ve been devouring some cosy mysteries and having my regular re-read of “The Charioteer”. If you want a recommendation, I’d say “Unravelling Piltdown” by John Evangelist Walsh. Great if you like any or all of history, science and the follies of human nature.

Elin: Could we please have an excerpt of something – either in the can or soon to come?

Charlie: Of course. This is something a bit different. It’s from my short story “Music in the Midst of Desolation

Blurb: Old soldiers never die — they get whisked straight back to earth to take part in angelic “manoeuvres”. Patrick Evans has no idea why he and Billy Byrne, who fought their wars a century apart, have been chosen for this particular “op”, nor why it seems to involve fixing up the man Billy left behind with someone Billy’s always hated. When Patrick realizes his old lover also has a connection to the case, will the temptation to refuse orders become too great?

~*~

“About your job. Got a good memory or do you want to make notes?” Neville produced a notepad and what was evidently a modern version of a pen.

“Both.” Patrick smiled, taking the notepad but using the little propelling pencil he’d found in his dunnage. “Belt in the brain and braces on paper.”

It seemed like he’d given the ideal answer. “Excellent. There’s a file of information for you, of course, but that’s never like your own notes, is it? Right, first thing you need is a name. Billy Byrne.”

“B-Y-R-N-E?”

“Spot on. Lieutenant William Byrne, The Countess of Wessex’s Regiment, recently returned from Iraq and run down by a lorry first day in civvy street. Ironic, eh?” Neville dunked a biscuit in his tea, consumed it, then carried on. “Barely any time to process him at HQ—he’s got a job to do down here. Needs a bit of help and you’re the man to do it.”

“Am I?” Patrick sat up with a start. “You know, I’m still no clearer about what I’m supposed to be doing.”

Neville obviously didn’t indulge in eye rolling, like Marjorie had done. Instead, he expressed his disappointment by stroking his moustache. “What do they teach you youngsters? Has no-one briefed you at all?”

Patrick shrugged. “Not that I’m aware of. I was simply told to get myself ready, and almost the next thing, I was being whisked down here and landed at Waterloo Station. Marjorie appeared to scoop me up. Nobody told me why or what was required of me.”

“Communication breakdown.” Neville shook his head and took consolation in another dunked biscuit. “Happening more and more. Enemy forces at work, I suppose.”

Plus ça change? Patrick took another biscuit himself; this was going to be hungry work.

“Nothing for it but to learn on the job. No other choice, really. Plenty of the lads here will help you along.” Neville’s clipped tones were somehow reassuring, redolent of bloody good commanding officers Patrick had known. “Different cases, different techniques, same sort of principles.”

“I’m sure they’ll be very helpful, s…Neville.” Patrick stopped himself saying “sir”. “Exactly what sort of case will I be dealing with?”

“Like most of the personnel here, helping out someone who needs something a bit out of the ordinary. Helping out on both sides, really. Perhaps if you haven’t been briefed, then you’d better start by reading this.” Neville pushed what appeared to be a dossier of information across the table. “I suspect this will keep you occupied much of the rest of the day. Better get up to speed—first rendezvous tomorrow.”

Patrick’s heart sank. First rendezvous? What did that mean, and however would he be prepared for it? Maybe the answer lay hidden in this great big dossier. He turned over the folder, noted the title “Robert Woodward, c/o William Byrne” and began to read.

~*~

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